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THE PHEROMONES SAY WE HAVE NO CHANCE

by 毛球球

carrd made by: @tpswhnc and @ztcgl

last updated on 24 July 2023

ENG SUMMARY ! + SPOILERS OF CERTAIN EVENTS
Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan, both presenting in the middle of a gang fight, are carried to the hospital one after the other. One becomes an omega, and one becomes an alpha.
Probably because the two were in the middle of an intense brawl at the time of presenting, their pheromone compatibility is an historically unprecedented 0%.
Other than sometimes fighting and getting on bad terms every time they meet, these two people put together are definitely safe — to the point that when there are not enough hotel rooms on a school trip, teachers put them in the same room.
Teachers: Anyone has the potential to date in high school, but these two definitely have no chance!
The principal catches an alpha and an omega walking on the side path in the evening, supposedly dating —
Students: There is no way, those two are definitely innocent!
Everyone, including Luo Zhiyu himself, thinks that there is no way between them.
Xiao Yan (Alpha) x Luo Zhiyu (Omega)
Same school but different grade
spoilers ahead :
And then one day, Luo Zhiyu gets permanently marked by Xiao Yan.
Luo Zhiyu: ? No, the pheromones say we are not compatible, we must believe in science.
Xiao Yan pulls out the new compatibility report, dropping it in front of Luo Zhiyu: Enough nonsense, go steal your hukou identification so we can get married.
As Luo Zhiyu attends his high school’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, second-year Xiao Yan sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon.
Luo Zhiyu picks up a stick and swings it at Xiao Yan for two whole blocks.
As Xiao Yan attends his university’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, high school third-year Luo Zhiyu sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon.
Xiao Yan brings the person into his arms, kissing him against a wall.

summary taken from blackboxtl

Xiao Yan 肖彦 (A)

- aka yanyan or juzi (literally means orange/tangerine)
- 2nd year (in the beginning)
- pheromone scent: mandarin orange
- birthday: 6 jan

Luo Zhiyu 洛知予 (O)

- aka luo zhiliao, taotao
- 1st year (in the beginning)
- pheromone scent: peach
- birthday: 21 june

sadly there's no official art apart from
this but here's yanyan and taotao <3
(no they do not actually look like hairy pingpong balls no need to worry)

update: AAAAAAA WE FINALLY HAVE OFFICIAL ART and
it's not just one art it's a manhua WE ARE SO BLESSED!

Personal opinions on the jutao CP ! (from both editors)
adorable characters !
"childhood enemies" to lovers !
just adorable shenanigans from both of them and childish (cute) bickerings !
fluffy easy read to attack your poor cutesy-defenseless heart
tbh the mc and ml are on crack , comedic up your life with these idiots :P
heart fluttering school (healthy) a/b/o , who wouldn't want that ?
they are walking memes . I am envious of their schoolmates .
want to know how they successfully dated without getting caught in school ?
want to know how these idiots made it although they have 0 compatibility rate ?
healthy and cute main cp !
respectful gong ! no sexual harassment or discomfort in both the alpha's and the omega's behaviors !
mc spends more time in ml's class than his own ngl no shame at all
the teachers are so oblivious it's funny just wait for the shock
the nicknames they have for each other are ADORABLE
they don't stop even in university . just . so sweetly in love